February 2012
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Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant, filled with odd waiters who bring...
– Lemony Snicket (via looz-y
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FUCK TEMPLE RUN! ¬¬
My boyfriends a dickk!!
Him: You'd look like Stone cold Steve Austin if you were bald
Me: :(! Remind me never to get ill! Pffft
Him: Nope..I'd stay with you to the end!
Me: Really?
Him: Sure, that probably wouldn't be too long anyway!
Me: -__-
When yer best friend tumblr rapes you...-_-
Cunt.
friend: eats mcdonalds and is still skinny
me: eat a peanut and i gain 10 pounds
I can fit my whole fist in my mouth
….and my vagina
Followw ma bestfriend on Twitter and...
@xBobbynogx Tumblr - Bobbynog
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Kerrang Radio is so shit -_-
Sat with Robyn whilst she finds all her worst...
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To my new followers:
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Gonna go sleepies now :)
I’d like some new followers and maybe some asks for when I wake up please?? :) LUV YOU ALL
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No Twitter, I will not follow Burberry, no matter...
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In hospital with the mother yesterday...
Doctor walking past: Hello (:
91 year old woman: OH, I BET HE'S GOT A NICE DICK
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Just dropped a cig in my brew. Devastation
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Whenever my mum sits next to me, I'm on Tumblr and...
19 in a week...Feel like my life's over. I'll get...
Jealousy is just love and hate at the same time
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MOVEEE
WHY THE FUCK do half naked girls with this: ” http://www.COLLEGEGIRLS-ORGY.INFO“ as their website, always, end up following me on Twitter??! Got two of the bitchezz in the past feckinn hour. xD
FUCKK OFFFF.
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I shouldn't smoke out of boredom...running outt ;[
alexevawesome asked: I wonder if I'm the only person awake to see your weird posts... haha
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Bored out of my fucking mind -__-